A trio of bumbling bungee instructors who hurled a student off a bridge without a rope attached claimed they "can't remember" who was tasked with tethering her.

A deranged Missouri man with a penchant for Muslim woman was sentenced to nearly three centuries behind bars for raping and sodomizing seven women who he lured to his apartment through dating apps.

“We don’t really know anything, why it happened or whatever. All we know is that car was shot up and a one-year-old baby was killed," Carolyn Stokes, the tot's great-grandmother, said.

At least four cyclists were taken out by the woman and her scooter.

A father-son duo who are proud members of the Knicks Nation claimed that they were assaulted by a pair of Spurs fans outside of their San Antonio hotel after the NBA Finals on Saturday.

Andy Lewis was also a prominent figure in the niche sports of slacklining and tricklining, which combine elements of high-wire walking with aerial acrobatics — sometimes at perilous heights.

A diehard "Love Island" fan was caught speeding home more than 100 mph so she could watch the newest episode the moment it dropped on Tuesday.

The horrified witness called 911 just after 6 p.m. reporting an unconscious woman in the kettle pond at Bowne Park.

“He walked over here, he said, ‘I might need to take the box,’ and he grabbed it with one hand, and then he showed us the gun,” David Byrne, 12, said.

"It's crazy. My phone battery died from answering if we have it.''

Knicks point guard Jose Alvarado started his victory tour in his native Brooklyn by making a surprise appearance in the Knickerbocker Avenue Puerto Rican Day Parade on Sunday.